mickeyenspace:

itschristopherclark:

mickeyenspace:

He told you he likes guys from Uruguay? That’s very specific.

He didn’t. — I was shitting you. But since I got you’re attention. He just likes a Spanish accent. Well, any accent. But Spanish the most. I remember him telling me some years ago. It just stuck — you know?

Babe, there needs to be a sarcasm font established. So, he likes accents? Cool. Too bad I don’t have one. Languages, however, that I can do.

Let’s say italics then. Then use your language on him. Either it’ll make him stutter more so than usual, or actually speak in fluent sentences. 

But, it all comes down to the question: do you like this boy with the stutter?

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